Emily, how
do I find a slut?
Emily, where do I find a slut?
Emily, how do I get my wife to become a slut?
I
guess the matter of size no longer is as important as the "how,
what, when, where, why" of sluttiness. I've put a lot
of thought into this, and believe I've come up with an answer
that
you men out there can understand. Given the differences of
how a man and woman think. :)
Any woman has the potential to be a slut. Just like any man
has the potential of being a Olympic athlete. And it takes
the
same requirements for both. Patience, support, training, experience,
confidence, more support and recovery. (If everything goes
well)
So you guys have to start thinking about not being a boyfriend,
or husband, but think of yourselves as being a coach of a star
athlete. Except her sport is sex and slutty nasty sex is her
specially. That is what you're after right? A wife that wins
a gold medal in being the slutty nasty dirty girl that every
man envies. So you have to take it slow, apply the patience,
support, training, experience, and confidence that she will
require to become the slut you want. Especially confidence.
This is probably the top thing you can do to have the gold
medal
winning slut. She'll need round the clock support and ego boosting
to break free of the bonds that society puts on women. Let
her
know you support her 100%. I was listening to the radio today
and this boyfriend and girlfriend were breaking up over the
fact that last night she kissed a guy in a club. And I'm thinking, "what just a kiss? She didn't take it up the ass in a stall?
He didn't fuck her on the dance floor? She didn't blow him under
a table? A kiss is all?" Now think about you running into
this girl in a couple years. Do you actually think she is going
to believe you AND have the confidence in herself to go out
and fuck other guys? Not without a lot of patience, support,
training, experience, confidence, and more support. Remember,
growing up you were a "stud" when you scored, girls
were "tramps, sluts, whores, easy, and on and on."
So let her know you want her to be a "good slut" like
the good witch in the Wizard of Oz. She'll understand even
if
you don't. :)
Now as far as where to go to find a slut? Well chances are
you already have a potential gold medal winner right around
you.
Remember, time and patience will reward you with what you want.
Chances are you aren't going to find what you're looking for
right off the bat. But, that being said, why not advertise
in
the local paper for what you're looking for? Be blunt and honest.
Work with the paper to word it as strongly as possible. I don't
know if "slut" is allowed but certainly wording like
swinging, sharing, open relationship, are.
How can I get my wife to suck my dick more often? She is okay
at blow jobs, but I would like them better and more frequently.
Actually I prefer blow jobs to fucking. Thanks, forever.
I don't know, but if you find out write a book and sell
it, you'll be rich beyond your wildest dreams.:)
I love your website and I think it is awesome! As for a black
male myself i would love to someway get with some wife's that
are sluts. I was wondering and asking your advice on how I
would do that and if you can help me out and If I need to sen
you a pic please let me know.
Well
you can use the classified on the website, post in the message
boards, or just go looking for it. Most white women are fast
becoming aware that the taboo against interracial dating (A
Presidential topic for Christ's sakes!) have fallen. Just be
yourself, be forward and go for it.
I
have visited your site a few times and was wondering if you
could give me some advice on how to get my wife to do me with
a strapon..It,s something I,ve fantasized about but I don,t
want her to think I,m strange or sick...I have just wanted to
get fucked up the ass by a pretty women....
A man after my own heart. :-) Have her give you a massage
with you laying naked on your stomach and her naked on your
rump. As she is rubbing your back start to raise your ass and
get her to start humping you. If you're lucky she'll get into
it and get off. Afterwards tell her how hot that was and how
much you enjoyed feeling her tits on your back, etc. Tell her
you have an idea and you're going to get her a present. We girls
love presents! Take it from there.
Hi Emily! I am a married man, 28 years happily and I am still
looking for ways to please my wife. We discovered back in the
80's that if she really let herself go at the time of orgasam
that she would squirt pussy juice all over, which I enjoy tremendously,
especially on my face. So my question is what are the two things
that a man can do to or with you at the point of orgasam that
pushes you personally Over The Top, the things that really
make you come unglued? Let me know and I'll try them out on
the wife.
Well an old boyfriend taught me this. It's called the LuLu.
I get on my knees and play with my pussy, he gets behind me
and eats me, as I'm getting closer he switches to my ass and
really tosses my salad good, as he is doing that he puts his
fingers, or thumb up my pussy and fucks me with them.
I'd like your opinion on something. In asking, I'm making a
couple of assumptions with apologies in advance if I'm wrong
(but since you're an acknowledged Slut, I suspect not). The
assumptions are: (1) You've sucked off both black and white
guys; and (2) You swallow. My question is (in general): does
black sperm taste any different from white sperm (thicker,
runnier, saltier, sweeter, etc.)? Also, do black guys have
bigger loads?
Guys
loads vary with the guy. I haven't noticed a real difference
between races in volume. In taste yes but that is based on diet.
You guys should all eat some fresh fruit like pineapples daily.
Your wife/girlfriend will love you for it.
I
am a 27 younge black man.... and recently i separated from my
girlfriend and started opening up.... now i have been offered
several times to be with a couple but i haven't done it yet....my
question is i amnot comfortable with another man watching me...
how can i be is my questions...??
I
always feel sorry for you guys because you have to "perform." I
would suggest finding a buddy with a girlfriend that you
can have a threesome with. That way you can get used to having
another
guy around in a friendly environment. Good luck, you can do
it.
I just surfed on to your site, and it is most interesting....
My question is this: I'm a 33 year old Black Male who loves
white women, but I haven't had any luck in dating them. It
seems
that every white woman that I'm interested in takes one look
at me and they think: OJ Simpson. I'm a nice guy, so how
break through this wall that they have erected.
I
don't know what wall you're talking about. I know a lot of white
girls in L.A. that fuck black guys and don't think OJ Simpson.
I think you're reading something into this that maybe isn't
there. This reminds me of one of my favorite Seinfield episodes
where George does everything the opposite of what he would normally
do and succeeds. So that is what I recommend. Whatever you're
doing it isn't working so do the opposite. Become more of a
thug, or jock, or whatever.
I
think the lady that said this web site has ruined her 16 year
marriage was a little off base, but, Emily, I think that you
are WAY off base telling her the emotional dynamics of her
marriage,
and that she should "move on." What training or qualifications
do you have to judge someone's marriage from one paragraph
of
angry venting ? I think you need to stick to the subject matter
on which you're an expert....whatever that is... Maria
Ahem...
I might be a slut, but I'm still a lady. So we're going to let
this one go. Mojo has added a disclaimer just for you.
Many
people have written to me and asked how I became a slut. Well
I was never molested, my mother wasn't a drunk, my Uncle didn't
butt fuck me at 10. Nope, I grew up in a nice middle class suburban
house in Phoenix AZ. Rode bikes and horses, and was a tomboy
until around 15 or so when things started to pop out and boys
started to notice me, not as their friend, but as something
a little more. :-) So this is my story...
How
a Slut Was Created
When
I in my junior year I got my first "real" boyfriend
named Mike. By real I mean one I started doing things sexual
with. I wasn't going to let him fuck me, because I was saving
myself. But I did learn the fine art of a great blow job
with
him. I saw a porn movie at a girlfriends house when I was around
14 and the thing that I liked watching, was the blow job
scenes.
I knew you only fucked someone you loved, but a blow job looked
so cool. So powerful. So in control. Anyway, he used to come
over to my house after school and fool around almost every
day.
One day he was over with his friend Tommy and they started
joking around about poor Tommy and how he was never going
to get a
'real bj.' I asked why not and they said that Tommy was larger
than average and no girl could do it. I laughed and said,
sure
sure boys whatever. They kept it up and I knew where this was
headed so I just played along. Finally Tommy said, 'if you
can
do it as well as Mike says, and you finish what you start I'll
buy you dinner. I made sure he wasn't talking about Taco
Bell
then got down on my knees and said, bring it on big boy. He
did have a bigger than average cock but it certainly wasn't
the monster that they made it out to be. Anyway, I got to
work
and about 15 minutes later his warm cum was going down my throat.
He said, 'you really do swallow, I'll even buy you desert.'
So from that point on Mike and I were usually joined by Tommy.
I still wouldn't let them fuck me but we did everything else.
One night I was awoken by someone outside my window. It was
Tommy. He was telling me to come outside. It was springtime
in Phoenix and the weather was warm so I did, even though it
was like 2:30 in the morning. I could smell beer on his breath
and he proceeded to tell me he had been out with Jenny who everyone
knew was the biggest prick tease in school. He was begging me
for a blow job and even though I liked seeing him in such agony
I wanted to get back to sleep. I got down on my knees and he
fed me his cock. Usually he lasted around 10-15 minutes but
he blew off in less than five, and what a load it was. I almost
started choking. I told him this was a once in a lifetime event
without Mike around and not to expect it again.
The next day at school Mike came up to me and said, 'I hear
Tommy paid you a little visit last night...' I was speechless,
I liked Mike and didn't want to break up. He said, come over
here I have something to show you. We walked through the quad
over to the men's room, and he said, 'wait right here.' He
came
our about 5 minutes later and opened his hand. It had a puddle
of cum in it. The stupid fucker had jacked off in the men's
room and came in his hand and was now standing in the middle
of the quad in front of everyone showing it to me. I was panicked.
What if someone saw? I'd be the laughing stock of the school,
and have to change schools or move. I grabbed his hand and
put
it up to my mouth and sucked the cum off of it. He grabbed
me and that was the first time I heard those words, "Emily,
Jesus, you are such a slut." Some switch inside of me
was thrown. I don't know why but that was the moment that I
realized
that I liked being a slut. That a slut wasn't a bad thing.
That I did this to save myself humiliation because of my jerky
boyfriend
and now he was rubbing up against me telling me he was hard
again and how much of a slut I was. I realized a slut wasn't
a fat pig that lived in a trailer park and fucked anyone that
she could because no one would date her. That it was like the
good witch and the bad witch in the Wizard of Oz. And I was
a good slut.
Anyway I managed to get the horn dog off of me and that afternoon
Tommy and Mike and I were once again at my folks place, except
this time, Mike said for me and Tommy to go in he had an errand
to run. We did and Tommy sat in the living room, which wasn't'
unusual but just didn't seem quite right. He asked me if he
could have another blow job as he was still horny and it wasn't
like Mike wasn't going to be right back. I figured it must have
been ok so I again got between his legs and started sucking
his cock. No sooner had I finished and gotten up to get a Diet
Coke than Mike burst in saying, 'I watched you through the sliding
glass window, fuck I'm about to pop, please Emily please.' No
sooner did I get his cock in my mouth then he shot off.
The next big event happened that summer. The three of us went
to a party and I was sitting there and I just thought, what
the fuck am I doing, what am I waiting for? We were going back
to Tommy's place to crash since his folks were gone for the
weekend. We walked in a little buzzed and I said, if we can
use your parents king sized bed you two can fuck me. Well after
I convinced them that I wasn't joking we got down to it. I got
fucked by the both of them 7 times that night. 4 by Mike and
3 by Tommy. The next day we all woke up around 2 or so and both
Mike and Tommy had hard-ons again. I got fucked 4 more times,
twice by both Mike and Tommy. I had to stop because I was too
sore. We even used butter for the last two thinking that was
some sort of lube.
After that for the rest of the summer our little parties got
wilder. In the fall Tommy got a girlfriend, although he still
came around for blow jobs. Mike and I decided to see other people
after Christmas vacation.
Well that is my story. Not real scandalous is it? Oh one thing
I forgot to mention, is this is how I realized what a turn on
it is to watch two guys together. I used to love masturbating
watching Mike suck Tommy's dick, or have Tommy fuck Mike while
he fucked me.
DISCLAIMER:
Slut Emily's advice is provided for entertainment purposes
only. Never should you take the advice of anyone other than
a trained
professional in dealing with complex psychological issues.
Slut Emily's opinion is just that, her opinion
That's
it, later gators.